You might be an engineer if...
The only jokes you receive are through e-mail.
At Christmas, it goes without saying that you
will be the one to find the burnt-out bulb in
the string.
Buying flowers for your girlfriend or spending
the money to upgrade your RAM is a moral dilemma.
Everyone else on the Alaskan cruise is on deck
peering at the scenery, and you are still on a
personal tour of the engine room.
In college you thought Spring Break was a metal
fatigue failure
The salespeople at Circuit City can't answer
any of your questions
You are always late to meetings
You are at an air show and know how fast the
skydivers are falling
You bought your wife a new CD ROM for her
birthday
You can quote scenes from any Monty Python
movie
You can type 70 words a minute but can't read
your own handwriting
You can't write unless the paper has both
horizontal and vertical lines.
You comment to your wife that her straight hair
is nice and parallel.
You forgot to get a haircut ... for 6 months
You go on the rides at Disneyland and sit
backwards in the chairs to see how they do
the special effects
You have Dilbert comics displayed anywhere in
your work area.
You have ever saved the power cord from a
broken appliance.
You have more friends on the Internet than in
real life
You have never bought any new underwear or
socks for yourself since you got married
You have used coat hangers and duct tape for
something other than hanging coats and taping ducts
You know what http:// actually stands for
You look forward to Christmas only to put
together the kids' toys
You own one or more white short-sleeve dress
shirts
You see a good design and still have to change
it
You spent more on your calculator than on your
wedding ring
You still own a slide rule and you know how to
work it
You think that when people around you yawn,
it's because they didn't get enough sleep
You wear black socks with white tennis shoes
(or vice versa)
You window shop at Radio Shack
You're in the back seat of your car, she's
looking wistfully at the moon, and you're
trying to locate a geosynchronous satellite
You know what the geosynchronous satellite
function is
Your checkbook always balances
Your laptop computer costs more than your car
Your wife hasn't the foggiest idea what you do
at work
Your wrist watch has more computing power than
a 300Mhz Pentium
You've already calculated how much you make per
second
You've ever tried to repair a $5 radio
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