Sweet revenge
A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating
up. But then the wife stops and says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to
hold me." The husband says "WHAT??"
The wife explains that he must be in tune with her emotional needs
as a Woman.
The husband realises that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might
as well deal with it. So the next day the husband takes her
shopping at a big department store. He walks around and has her try on
three very expensive outfits. She can't decide. He tells his wife to
take all three of them. Then they go over and get matching shoes worth
$200 each. And then they go to the Jewellery Dept. where she
gets a set of diamond earrings.
The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has flipped out - but
she does not care. She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband
says "but you don't even play tennis, but OK if you like it then let's
get it." The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even
believe what is going on. She says "I am ready to go, lets go to the cash
register."The husband stops and says, "No, honey I don't feel like buying
all this stuff now."
The wife's face goes blank. "No honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff
for a while." The look on her face is indescribable and she is about to
explode and the Husband says, "You must be in tune with
my financial needs as a Man."
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