The Perfect Story
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a
perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life
together
was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple were driving
their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when
they
noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the
perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting
to
disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect
couple
loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were
driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the
perfect
couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived
the accident.
Who was the survivor?(Scroll down for the answer.)
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed
in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and
there is no such thing as a perfect man.
****Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men
keep
scrolling****.
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect
woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car
accident.
By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this
illustrates another point: women never listen either.
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