The New Childbirth Invention
A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby
delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a
new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor
pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it
out. They were both very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining
that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever
experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband
felt fine, so he asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain
transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the
husband's blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was
doing. At this, they decided to try for 50 percent.
The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously
helping out is wife considerably, he encouraged the doctor to
transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with
virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
However, when they got home, they found the mailman was dead on
their porch.
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