Queen Elizabeth was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals
Queen Elizabeth was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and
during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was
masturbating.
"Oh my God", said the Queen, "that's disgraceful, what is the
meaning of this?"
The Doctor leading the tour explained; "I am sorry your majesty,
this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with
semen. If he doesn't do that at least 5 times a day, he'll become swollen.. he
might even die."
"Oh, I am sorry", said the Queen, "I was unaware that such a medical
problem existed."
On the same floor, they soon passed a room where a young nurse was
giving a patient oral sex
"Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"
The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."
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