Engineers stories

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the
possible designers of the human body.

The first one stated, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just
look at all of the complex joints."

The next said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The
nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."

Then the last student declared, "Actually, you're both wrong,
it had to be a civil engineer! Who else would
run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

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Two engineering students meet on campus one day. The first
engineer calls out to the other, "Hey - Nice bike! Where did
you get it?"

"Well," replies the other. "I was walking to class the other
day when this pretty, young, co-ed rides up on
this bike. She jumps off, takes off all of her clothes, and
says "You can have ANYTHING YOU WANT!"

"Good choice," says the first, "her clothes wouldn`t have fit
you anyway."

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Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources
Person asked a young engineer who was fresh
out of MIT, "What starting salary were you thinking about?"

The Engineer said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year,
depending on the benefits package."

The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package
of 5 weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full
medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of
salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?"

The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?"

The interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it."

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