Gee, it's dark in here
A boy looking out the bedroom window see's his mother
coming up the driveway with a strange man. The boy is
afraid so he hides in his mother's closet.
The mother and the strange man enter the bedroom and
go to bed. After a while the boy hears his mother say
"My God, that's my husband coming home". So the man
joins the boy in the closet.
The boy looks up at the strange man and says "Gee...
it's dark in here."
The strange man says "Yes it is."
The little boy says to the strange man, "I'll sell you a
pair of shoes for one hundred dollars".
The strange man says" You gotta be crazy".
The little boy says, "If you don't, I'll scream!".
A few days later, the boy is sitting at the kitchen table
counting out his money, when his father walks in and sees
the money.
The father asks the boy where he got all that money.
The boy replys "A strange man gave it to me."
The father tells his son about the sins of lying and going
to Hell. He then asks his son again about the money.
The boy again tells his father that "A strange man gave
me the money!".
The father becomes irate and grabs the boy by the hand and
marches him to St. Patricks Catholic church and pushes him
into the confession booth.
The boy looks around and says "Gee, it's dark in here".
A voice comes back, "Your not going to start that shit
again, are you?"
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