Wise Rooster

An old farmer gets a new roster because his present one was
getting pretty old. When the new roster arrives it is
flocked by all the hens, because they thought the other
roster was getting pretty old too.

The old roster doesn�t like this, so he challenged the young
roster to a 10-lap race around the hen house, as long as the
young roster gave him a 5-lap head start.

The young roster agrees, and off they go. For the last five
laps the young roster gets progressively closer and finally
on the tenth lap is right behind the old one.

The hens cheer was so loud that the farmer heard and came out
with a shotgun. He sees what�s going on, aims at the young
roster head and shoots it in the head while muttering,
�Damn, that�s the third gay roster I�ve bought this week!�

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